by thevagenda
You’d think the wife of one of the most influential, powerful and sexily-voiced men in the world would feel like identifying herself as something more than simply ‘mother-in-chief’. But when Michelle Obama made her speech at the Democratic Convention, listing how, like, totally besotted she was with her husband after his 4 […]
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Those cheeky little beggars at the Daily Fail are at it again, and I know we’ve all been expecting it. Like a wayward child, it’s wont to brazenly make up lies and sell them to you as if you’d believe them, while wilfully causing havoc wherever anyone puts it down, but I still find myself […]
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So, GQ’s man of the year (and token woman) covers are out. Notice any gender imbalance, ladies? Yep, that’s right. Only the woman is naked. My, don’t the gents look dapper in their suits? Which is why, when New Statesman editor Helen Lewis suggested that someone have a little fun on Photoshop […]
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Dear Sarah Sands, We were shocked and dismayed to see that your paper, the London Evening Standard, had recruited Simon English as your new ‘strip club correspondent’. We don’t normally take such a serious tone, what with us being a ha-ha funny feminist website and all. Perhaps that’s what you like about […]
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Let me tell you a very public secret that was once as plain as the nose on my face: I suffered from acne as a teenager. No, not the kind of ‘acne’ that’s bandied around nowadays as a euphemism for oily teenage skin and a couple of spots. Not the kind of ‘acne’ that a […]
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In the immortal words of those dirty dogs N.E.R.D, “You can get this lap dance here for free.” I always thought this was very astute line considering the multimillion dollar industry dedicated to this erotic performance, but you can indeed get it for free – with no need for suspicious sticky seats. Even […]
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So it began when a recent boyfriend told me I didn’t dress sexily enough. Then, amid the hauntingly poignant wails of the Wanker Alarm, I caught myself flattening my 34DD’s with a minimiser and two sports vests, a practice which had been a daily ritual for a worrying amount of time. This was when admitted […]
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Excuse me, can I park my penis here? I drive a Porsche Boxster, a banker-mobile, a shining sleek hunk of ostentatiousness. I’m a middle class cliché on wheels. If I were a character in that exemplar of middle England, Midsomer Murders, I’d be the flash tit that speeds through quaint villages, music blaring, before […]
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Looks like Smoothgroove aren’t the only mercenary arseholes out there trying to make a quick buck out of the Camel Toe market. We bring you…Cuchini! The name ‘cuchini’ is obviously intended as an italianate version of ‘cootch’, but check out the nauseatingly cutesy way they say in the video. ADORABLE. We ask you: could this […]
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Woman magazine thinks funny women are one big joke! Have you ever heard of Woman magazine? Probably not. It caught my eye in my local Morrisons (under the helpful ‘women’s interest’ section). And not because of the two page spread informing me Lorraine Kelly has made a friend. Seriously, two pages! […]
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